sex and death

This illustration is based on a dream i had. I woke up before it ended so i had to make up an ending. This is how it goes

"once upon a time Napoleon was surveying a battle field after his latest victory. As he walks a gust of wind blew his hat off and it landed in the middle of a briar patch. Napoleon was so distressed because the briar patch was thick and he couldn't find a safe way in. Just then death appears before him and offers to retrieve the hat on the condition that he must marry his daughter. Napoleon agrees and death recovers his hat but warns Napoleon to always be faithful to his daughter. for if was he was ever to cheat on his daughter the consequences would be dire. Years pass and Napoleon is invading Russia.thinking that death can do him no worse harm than the Russian front he indulges in a brothel. While mid-way into coitus he feels a sharp pain in his sided like a branch of thorns was wrapped around his bladder. from that day forth Napoleon's rein spiraled downward. This was because during every battle the thorns would tighten around his bladder and he would spend the remainder of the battle in the lavatory, urinating. This continued till he was defeated at the battle of waterloo. Napoleon cursed death until the day he died... of a bladder infection while in exile.

There is still some computer editing that needs to go into this peice plus I'm going to translate the story into a poem and fit the type on either side of the napoleon skeleton .